Mornings on a goat farm don’t start without two things: coffee and goats. Everything else can wait.
The “Caprinated: Powered by Coffee & Goats” t-shirt is for early risers, late-night checkers, and anyone who runs on caffeine and caprine chaos. If your day starts with a mug in one hand and feed in the other, this shirt already understands your routine.
This tee is comfortable enough for long mornings, quick barn checks, feed store runs, and those moments when someone asks how you have so much energy. The design says it plainly — goats keep you moving, and coffee makes it possible.
Made for everyday wear, this shirt is soft, breathable, and durable enough for real life, not just clean laundry days. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for without thinking because it just works.
Shirt Details:
- Soft, comfortable ring-spun cotton
- 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey and Dark Heather contain polyester)
- Medium-weight fabric that wears well year-round
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a better fit
- Quarter-turned to prevent a crease down the center
This shirt makes a great gift for goat owners, farm folks, homesteaders, coffee lovers, or anyone who knows goats don’t wait for you to wake up.
Because coffee fuels the body.
Goats fuel everything else.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |